User:Strongbad/Homestar Runner

This is my page about the famous Internet cartoon, Homestar Runner. Two good sites to check out are:
 * The website itself
 * A Homestar Runner wiki

Homestar Runner characters

 * 1-Up

1-Up is Stinkoman's best friend. He likes to go out and save Pan Pan.


 * 1936 Homestar Runner

1936 Homestar Runner is poor, but he is smarter than his modern counterpart.


 * 20X6 Coach Z

See "Futuristic Coach Z."


 * 20X6 Homestar Runner

See "1-Up."


 * Arrow'd Guy

Arrow'd Guy is the Teen Girl Squad's worst enemy. He has a number of different talents, including spitting arrows and being in two places at once.


 * Blue Laser Commander and Minion

Blue Laser is an evil organization whose purpose is unknown, even though it has been suspected of trying to make it snow at the beach. The commander can be distinguished from his henchmen through his uniform and high voice. Like all classic boss-villains, his henchmen are notoriously stupid.


 * Bubs

Bubs is a sneaky salesperson who runs the concession stand. He's also a good dancer.


 * Cheerleader

Cheerleader is popular, and she rules over the Teen Girl Squad. Apparently, she is the only thing keeping them from being a much friendlier TGS.


 * Coach Z

He has a thick accent, but he is a decent singer. Sometimes, he's even as strange as Homestar Runner.


 * Crackotage

Crackotage is a Cheat Commando. He knows his rhymes and gadgets, and he can fly jets.


 * Cutesy Buttons

Cutesy Buttons is a girl that Dangeresque must rescue. She is played by Marzipan.


 * Dangeresque

Dangeresque is a great fighting hero, and why not? He's played by none other than Strong Bad. He is also said to fight the law and be a celebrity pharmacist, but these claims are dubious.


 * Dangeresque, Too

Dangeresque, Too is played by Homestar Runner. He helps the regular Dangeresque, but they have their disagreements. He wears cool shades.


 * Dripping Yellow Madness

Dripping Yellow Madness is mentioned in one of the toons. Apparently, he's yellow and drippy.


 * Fat Dudley

Fat Dudley is the 1936 version of Pom Pom. Although he doesn't speak bubbles, he is only understood by the other characters.


 * Fightgar

Fightgar is a Cheat Commando who has "facial" hair and a gung-ho personality, apparently.


 * Firebert

Firebert is a Cheat Commando who wears black and is good with tools. He seems to speak The Cheat. (Ironically, the name comes from the Strong Bad Email "army," where The Cheat uses it as a commando name.)


 * Flashfight

Flashfight is a Cheat Commando who is "in charge of stuff."


 * Foxface

Foxface is the femme fatale of the Cheat Commandos, even though she hasn't made any major appearances.


 * Futuristic Coach Z

He is not a well-known character, but he is apparently the big bad guy in the game Stinkoman 20X6.


 * Goomba

You'd be hard-pressed to find out what role Goombas play in Homestar Runner. You already know, don't you? (Here's a hint: look at the Easter eggs in "Pumpkin Carve-nival.")


 * Gunhaver

Gunhaver is the fearless leader of the Cheat Commandos. He thinks very highly of himself and comes to silly conclusions.


 * Homestar Runner

Usually known as Homestar, Homestar Runner is the namesake of the show. He is athletic and a little dumb, and he absolutely loves marshmallows. He also has a serious speech impediment.


 * Homsar

What do you get if you take Homestar, make him shorter, give him a big mouth, and dumb him down even more? What you would get is something along the lines of Homsar, a cute little guy who does odd jobs and speaks jibberish.


 * Jhonka

The Jhonka is a caveman-like monster who has a lot of money.


 * Kerrek

The Kerrek is not very friendly. Although Trogdor smote him, he can still smite anyone unfortunate enough to get under his huge club.


 * Killingyouguy

Killingyouguy is one of Perducci's secret weapons. He is played by Strong Mad.


 * King of Peasantry

The King of Peasantry appears in the Peasant's Quest movie short frequently, in spite of the fact that he isn't even mentioned in the game. He does not care about the peasants' well-being.


 * Larry

Larry Palaroncini is the lead singer of Limozeen. He is also a friend of Strong Bad.


 * Li'l Brudder

Li'l Brudder is a very optimistic puppy with only one leg. He can make people cry.


 * Limozeen

Limozeen is a classic rock band. The members are actually just one of the Brothers Chaps in different outfits. (How does he do it?)


 * Lion

The lion in Teen Girl Squad is unique in a few ways. For one thing, it has an appetite for teenage girls. Another thing is that it has only three legs (apparently). In one of the Homestar Runner talks, the lion is said to have asked Cheerleader on a date, then eaten her. (Lions also make minor appearances on the site.)


 * Little Girl

Little Girl is the niece of the Brothers Chaps. She appears in some puppet shows on the site.


 * Marshie

Marshie is the unpopular mascot of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. He is very cheerful in advertisements, and he appears to be obsessed with the consumable. He wrested the job from Homestar Runner after Homestar forgot his lines.


 * Marzipan

Marzipan is a strange woman. She likes tofu and her acoustic guitar, Carol. Her lower body is shaped like a dress skirt.


 * Mr. Bland

Mr. Bland is one of the children's book-style characters, and his role in the website hasn't been established yet.


 * Mr. Shmallow

Mr. Shmallow is a giant talking air-puffed delight. He is not as enthusiastic as Marshie, but he appears to be like him in all other regards, except for his formal attire (and he isn't partially eaten, unless he's hiding a bite under his top hat).


 * Mrs. Commanderson

Mrs. Commanderson is the Teeny Tiny Girl Squad's preschool teacher. She apparently works with the Cheat Commandos, and she looks like a pterodactyl.


 * Mrs. So and So-erson

Mrs. So and So-erson is So and So's stepmother. She looks like Arrow'd Guy in a costume and makeup.


 * Nebulon

Nebulon makes two appearances on the site. He shows up in "New Boots" and is a boss character in the game "Stinkoman 20X6."


 * Nibbles

Nibbles is a talking Fluffy Puff Nibblin that makes one appearance on the site (Strong Bad Email "bottom 10"). He acts and talks like a toddler.


 * Pan Pan

Pan Pan is a giant panda. He is like Pom Pom except that he's more like an animal. 1-Up really likes him.


 * Passerby

Passerby is caught walking by Dangeresque and Dangeresque, Too in one of the movies. He helps out Perducci. He is played by an unwilling Strong Sad.


 * Perducci

Perducci is one of Dangeresque's fierce nemeses. He is played by the King of Town.


 * Pikachu

Pikachu makes only one cameo appearance on the website (The Cheat Theme Song), but it's still a testament to his popularity.


 * Pom Pom

Pom Pom speaks a strange language. Apparently, the ladies really like him. He hasn't appeared very often in recent cartoons.


 * Rather Dashing

Rather Dashing is a peasant who swears revenge on Trogdor after his cottage is burninated. His quest involves stinking, dressing, and being on fire like a peasant.


 * Raynaldo

Raynaldo helps Dangeresque in the movies and gives him missions. He is played by Coach Z.


 * Reynold

Poor Reynold. He is like the Strong Sad of the Cheat Commandos. He doesn't get to go on any missions, and he's got a boring personality.


 * Senor Cardgage

Senor Cardgage is a strange man who speaks jibberish and has a beer belly and a goatee. He looks a lot like Strong Bad and owns a mortgage company called Senor Cardgage Mortgage. He gives Strong Sad nightmares.


 * Señor

Señor (who is also called Senor (not to be confused with Senor Cardgage) and Senor-Havin'-A-Little-Trouble) is a cute little character from "The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest." He makes cameo appearances in old-style toons.


 * Sickly Sam

Sickly Sam is the 1936 version of Strong Sad, who is very poor and receives no compensation for his begging.


 * So and So

So and So is the most booksmart member of the Teen Girl Squad. She also has an imaginary friend.


 * Stan

Stan used to work for Bubs. He was fired after the fifth grade.


 * Stinkoman

Stinkoman is a fighter from the future who looks for challenges. He looks a lot like Strong Bad, so some people look at him as a futuristic Strong Bad, but his personality does not support this. His two best friends are 1-Up and Pan Pan.


 * Strong Bad

The middle brother of the Strongs, Strong Bad has an overinflated ego. He is the most popular character, and he has his own e-mail show.


 * Strong Mad

Strong Mad is Strong Bad's older brother, a big, muscley guy who isn't very bright. He's The Cheat's best friend.


 * Strong Man

The 1936 version of Strong Mad. He is like his present-day counterpart, but he only growls instead of talking.


 * Strong Sad

Strong Sad is Strong Bad's unfortunate younger brother. He is a nerd who likes board games, and his two brothers beat him up every hour on the hour.


 * The Announcer

The Announcer makes minor appearances on the site. He announces things, naturally.


 * The Barbershop Trio

A 1936 version of The Announcer, even though there are three of him.


 * The Blacksmith

He appears in "The King of Town DVD." He doesn't know what happened to the King's sheep.


 * The Cheat

The Cheat speaks a different language and serves Strong Bad. He is a computer nerd, but his cartoons aren't great.


 * The Grape Fairie

The King of grapes from the original book. He rides a giant bee.


 * The King of Town

The King of Town has the biggest eating problem in Free Country USA. If anyone there gets a heart attack, it will probably be him.


 * The Little Chef Guy

The King of Town's personal chef exposed him in the toon "The King of Town." He is mentioned in the toon where the KOT tries to check his e-mail.


 * The Man With the Huge Mouth

This is a classical name for "Arrow'd Guy."


 * The Poopsmith

The Poopsmith has terrible luck. He has the worst job in Free Country USA, which means that he might not talk, even if he didn't take a vow of silence.


 * The Robot

There is a robot that appears in "Everybody to the Limit" and "Senor Cardgage Mortgage." Many things about him are unfamiliar.


 * The Shareholders

The shareholders of the company that Strong Bad works at are two very serious people who give earnings high importance.


 * The Sneak

The Sneak is the 1936 version of The Cheat. He is similar to his modern counterpart, but he looks like a rat.


 * The Strong Bad

The Strong Bad is the 1936 version of Strong Bad. He is mean, just like the present-day Strong Bad.


 * The Thnikkaman

The Thnikkaman's distracting powers are legend, even though he looks like Bubs wearing the letters "th" on a card. Oh wait, I gotta go. It's the Thnikkaman!


 * The Ugly One

The Ugly One is supposedly ugly, but how ugly she is is a matter of opinion (of course). Not much is known about her other than that.


 * The Yello Dello

The Yello Dello only appears in the Yello Dello DVD toon and one of the main pages (Homestar falling). It is supposed to be majestic.


 * They Might Be Giants (TMBG)

They aren't a character in the same sense the other characters are, but they have made appearances.


 * Thy Dungeonman

Thy Dungeonman is a dungeon custodian who is the star of "Thy Dungeonman" and "Thy Dungeonman 2." He originally doesn't know what parapets are, and he would rather take his loincloth off than die.


 * Trogador

Trogador is said to have appeared at a Homestar Runner convention. He is one of Stinkoman's enemies.


 * Trogdor

Trogdor may be the most popular character from the site, and he is even known to people with little or no knowledge about the website itself. He burninates, squishes, and does much more.


 * What's Her Face

As her name suggests, she is very unpopular; however, she is the common sense of the Teen Girl Squad.

Opinion of the CD
"Strong Bad Sings" has its good qualities and shortcomings. Here, I personally rate every song.

1. Trogdor

Score:10.0/10

2. The System is Down

Score:7.0/10

3. Strong Badia National Anthem (featuring Ms. Partsmatter's first grade class)

Score:5.0/10

4. Oh Yeah Yeah

Score:8.0/10

5. Because It's Midnite

Score:9.0/10

6. Circles

Score:3.0/10

7. Let's Get Started on Doing All Those Awesome Things I Suggested

Score:5.0/10

8. Moving Very Slowly

Score:10.0/10

9. "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes" Theme Song

Score:8.0/10

10. I Think I Have a Chance With This Guy

Score:7.0/10

11. It's Like it was Meant to Be

Score:5.0/10

12. Nite Mamas

Score:10.0/10

13. Sensitive to Bees

Score:3.0/10

14. You've Got an Ugly and Stupid Butt

Score:7.0/10

15. These Peoples Try to Fade Me

Score:8.0/10

16. The Ladies in My Town All Know My Name

Score:5.0/10

17. Theme Song from Dangeresque II

Score:9.0/10

18. Somebody Told Me (Now I Believe Them)

Score:6.0/10

19. The Cheat is Not Dead

Score:7.0/10

20. Everybody to the Limit (Live)

Score:9.0/10

?? Secret Song

Score:7.0/10

Total:148.0/210=7.0/10 (rounded)