User:NonNerd/fortune/Tux

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 * Enterprise does it take to change a    |
 * light bulb? A: Seven. Scotty has to    |
 * report to Captain Kirk that the light  |
 * bulb in                                |
 * the Engineering Section is getting dim, |
 * at which point Kirk will send          |
 * Bones to pronounce the bulb dead       |
 * (although he'll immediately claim      |
 * that he's a doctor, not an             |
 * electrician). Scotty, after checking   |
 * around, realizes that they have no more |
 * new light bulbs, and complains         |
 * that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk  |
 * will make an emergency stop at         |
 * the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula |
 * IV, to procure a light bulb            |
 * from the natives, who, are friendly,   |
 * but seem to be hiding something.       |
 * Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two |
 * red shirt security officers            |
 * beam down to the planet, where the two |
 * security officers are promply          |
 * killed by the natives, and the rest of |
 * the landing party is captured.         |
 * As something begins to develop between |
 * the Captain and Yeoman Rand,           |
 * Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a |
 * Klingon destroyer and must             |
 * warp out of orbit. Although badly      |
 * outgunned, he cripples the Klingon     |
 * and races back to the planet in order  |
 * to rescue Kirk et. al. who have        |
 * just saved the natives' from an awful  |
 * fate and, as a reward, been            |
 * given all light bulbs they can carry.  |
 * The new bulb is then inserted          |
 * and the Enterprise continues on its    |
 * the Captain and Yeoman Rand,           |
 * Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a |
 * Klingon destroyer and must             |
 * warp out of orbit. Although badly      |
 * outgunned, he cripples the Klingon     |
 * and races back to the planet in order  |
 * to rescue Kirk et. al. who have        |
 * just saved the natives' from an awful  |
 * fate and, as a reward, been            |
 * given all light bulbs they can carry.  |
 * The new bulb is then inserted          |
 * and the Enterprise continues on its    |
 * fate and, as a reward, been            |
 * given all light bulbs they can carry.  |
 * The new bulb is then inserted          |
 * and the Enterprise continues on its    |
 * and the Enterprise continues on its    |
 * and the Enterprise continues on its    |