User:L10nM4st3r/Funny Stuff/1

From the sandbox
Before you read on, consider if it is appropriate to read jokes that are so funny that im gonna die if I don't stop reading!

Stop now or forever laugh until you die laughing!

Never say always, always say never.

This lion randomly thought this up. You may vandalize this page as much as you like.

Just try to keep the jokes here, OK?


 * This meaning "keep the vandalism here"

Fine art: (x-x)

Even finer: xD

That is so good I should be a gajilionair! (that is 100000000000000000000000000£)

If only :P!

THERE I GO AGAIN!

Wait, why am I now getting hundreds messages that 10000000000£ was transferred to my banck account!?

And the story goes that two letters on the keyboard and mr. lionmaster got super rich in seconds! The wikimedia foundation was donated so much money that he didn't need that they forgot their one true purpose. To improve the wikis! So they hired people like us to do so for them! And that is exactly what is going on now! It has been like this since 2004. And now the secret is known to ALL!

Wait, I born after 2004, so who is this other lionmaster!?

Top records of survival! (The longer until you die, the better. -1 if you cant even reach the end. When you die, come back as a zombie and place your record below.) If you don't die, put in "failed to die". But that should only happen when you are certain to never die.
 * Put your record below!

If you died of anything other than laughter (such as a knife, bullet, poison, or just plain old old age), you are instantly disqualified.
 * 1) L10nM4st3r: 0.009 milliseconds: The champion of humanity!


 * Perhaps I got just a little carried away... L10nM4st3r / Roar at me 20:46, 6 July 2022 (UTC)

The poem of the sandbox
Tomorrow is history, yesterday is a mystery

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery

The future is history, today is a mystery, the past is a gift and thats why it's called the "present"

More sandbox fun!
Did You Know Is Dumb

The Main Page will automatically be deleted in 2 years, 162 days.


 * That may, sadly, not be possible. And actually, it's not that sad.

From Talk:Minecraft/Planks

 * Making This Page Better (Also A Step To Step Guide To Ripping Off Minecraft).

I have No idea what to type. I just needed to start the talk page( or i guess create it). 66.223.205.161 (discuss) 21:04, 17 July 2022 (UTC)

From Clown
Naqi is a expample of a clown he is currently reciding in romania and has been on the lookout from his friends after he nutted in 5 diffrent  MEN and is kinda gay

From User talk:Whiteknight

 * Random comments nobody has replied to.

are there really aliens that exist in this world
 * to the wiki books sex talk


 * Thanks! (and a couple questions)

Thanks for the info about printable books and locking pages from edits. You are a lifesaver, and I really appreciate all your patience as we all try to ride the learning curve.

Last year, I thought about trying to be an admin, but I stopped short because I wondered how it would look for me to volunteer for a site I researched so much. Do you have any thoughts on that? Girl never  give up  on  something okay  and  I was thinking  about  our  relationship   can  we  be friends  by the way  my  name  is kitty  what  is  your  name

Finally, I was wondering if you'd be willing to post some more rating buttons in our third edition's [[Foundations of Education and Instructional Assessment/Edition 3/Assessment Table ofContents
 * Instructional Assessment section]]. We have posted the first one on A1.1.1, and this rating button is number 271.  As a reminder, the complete rating button looks like this:


 * Like WHAT?


 * EXIT TICKET

HI MY NAME IS JARON ROBERTSON AND I'M HERE FOR LEARNING HOW THINGS ARE WORKING.

I love this  subject  so  o o much  how  about  you 🌄 41.77.91.202 (discuss) 17:50, 8 June 2022 (UTC)social studies  is about  life  what  do  you  think about  it
 * Social studies

The sandbox that never empties :)

 * See this edit.

From Heat wave

 * The edit was since deleted. It was rather funny though. I don't remember the whole edit though.

I can't sleep so I'm gonna vandalize the article on heat waves instead.

[.......]

Heat waves damage unprepared machines by melting them. Wikipedia is also damaged, but the damage is not caused directly by damaging machines, but by humans who vandalize it.

Adventist youth honors/Amphibians

 * In "how amphibians protect themselves"

Salamanders can also detach their eyes and put it in their mouthes so it looks like an animal attacked them so predators wont eat them.

Adventist youth answers book/Arts and craft/Origami
No
 * (The edit summary read "Yes")

Open broadcasting software/Printable version
Print all documents, computer and non computers as backup, thank you.

From Becoming a medical doctor/What becoming a medical doctor takes
Becoming a medical doctor

Somebody has a wikipedia insandity!

 * Some IP posted this on the wikipedia sandbox

The alphabed:

Information that can be modified

Remember that exact order or the whole wikiworld will crumble as the wikiletters will have no proper wikisleep and the wikiworld is made of wikiletters so it will fall apart. We are made of wikiletters, so we will fall apart. ect ect.

Peter Parker's essay is done. Where is it? You just read it.

Oh, I is Spider man. I know Steven Strange made everybody forget who I am, but I am Speder man.


 * On the talk page:

I am Spider man Peter Parker (talk)
 * I am Spider man
 * Yes I am, my wikiwebs will save wikipedia.
 * You mean the guy who killed mysterio? L10nM4st3r / Roar at me 17:18, 26 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Yes, I mean no. He was putting Wikilondon in danger. I HATE LIONS, THEY SUCK!


 * And the edit summary for that last edit was "Fuck lionsmaster"

Like a computer
My life just like a computer!


 * And the edit summary read "Yay yay yay!!!".

From Faqja Kryesore

 * 001 Gabim njerëzor

Wikibooks shqip.

From Wikibooks:BJ
Once I was very mean to people but now am very kind my mother told me it will not get me anywhere.be kind 2020/11/15 november writer *NAME REMOVED*

Random bad jokes, put here so they are in one place

 * Copied from Wb:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense:

From Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas/Missions/Home Coming
Hey this is K.C. from CV gimme an IV of straight coffee and some greens to keep me from goin' crazy, pickin' up this shit all day man my backs 'bout to break me. my friends all think I'm whack when I tell them I'm 'bout to slang some bags filled with this kid's crap. these hippies all want to hit me up for some acid as soon as I try to pass this plastic to them while they're sitting in their cars at the gate waitin' to get in 'cuz they're already late and the best bet to catch the next set would be to hop the fence but then you can guess what happens next. you find yourself at a show called casemaker that infiltrated by all these mutherfuckin fakers the next thing you know you're catchin all these headachs they took your mary jane so you can't stop the achin but whether or not it's bank i'm makin it's hot i'll be there rockin the spot pickin all the rottin shit up, i know you may never touch a maggot in your life but to me it matters i know that it ain't right for you to leave this place with your junk in my face so just bag it, the earth can't handle it the rest of us can't stomach and stand for it. so get up off your ass and pick up all your trash i know that you cats aren't used to all of that but it's what got to happen if you want to fit 6 billion people on this planet but don't fret when i'm out there working a sweat placin a bet on who picks up the next poopy tent cuz nothin excites hypes or sikes me more then seein my own human race disgraced an unnatural form.

From Lothlorien History: Fall 1990 - Summer 1995
July through November 1994: Eric Ongerth needs a place to live after graduating and moving out of room 207. He awakes one summer night with a feverish, chocolate-powered dream of how to suspend a home in the redwood tree. Soon a one-room cabin begins to take shape in the tree right across from the third flor of North House. Working on it six days a week, Eric soon has a place to stay, and lives out a most beautiful year among the birds and squirrels, waking every day to brilliant sunlight, wooden beams, and the grind of traffic at the Prospect/Channing intersection.

By 1995 the treehouse grows infamous within the coop system and those members of other houses who eat the most granola and spend the most time drumming in the forest come and visit. Central maintenance personnel do their best to pretend it doesn't exist. The Daily Cal places the treehouse #1 on a list of "best places for a date".

From Wikiversity:Decision Science
To make decisions, you need to be very smart and think ahead...no, wait....
 * "Wait.." what?

From Enriquesjokes
Enrique's joke consist of a simple formula. Simply take a racist term, add a profane word, and follow it by some form of excrement. (ie; Wop's like to fuck crap). If this fails, then shout a string of obscenities, grab your penis, or pretend to hump something invisible.

From Of Mice and Men
One of the most respected ranch workers, with strong leadership skills. MOOOOOOOOO!
 * Slim

From Getting a date/Cautionary note
Getting a date, or worse yet, falling in love, can change the way you see the whole world. You may never be able to go back to the way you saw it before. You may even skip against your will, in public, where others can see you. Don't say you weren't warned.

Excerpt from Wikijunior Languages/Galactic Basic
Galactic Basic uses the "Aurabesh" script of writing. The Aurabesh look very different from standard English letters, but they still sound exactly like English letters. ... In real life, this language is English, but in the fictional Star Wars world, billions of people speak Galactic Basic, which is commonly called "Basic". ... Galactic Basic is spoken just like English. In fact, speaking English is virtually speaking Basic! So any English words you know are also part of Galactic Basic.

The only difference is that they are written in the Aurabesh script.

From Adventist youth honors anser book/nature/poultry
Black and brown and a hint of green on the tail

You know you had too many salted peanuts when...
You need two poos in one day

You have a tummy ache

Your bag of salted peanuts are empty within hours of opening them

You only eat half of your dinner saying "I'm full", despite apparently being really hungry bafore lunch, until your mom comes upstairs with a bag of salted peanuts and your lunch

You want more

You are bankrupt from buying enough salted peanuts for a life time, and eating them all in a month


 * I came up with that. I just HAD to put it somewhere, so I put it here. I scored 5/6! L10nM4st3r / Roar at me 18:19, 7 August 2022 (UTC)

From Talk:A-level English/A Choice of Christina Rosetti's Verse
Yes Maybe Yes

English
Nothing Snecipho (discuss • contribs) 20:00, 8 August 2022 (UTC)


 * The edit summary was "they asked me questions"

What To Look For In Bathroom Vanity Lighting
Bathroom vanity lighting is one of those things that can make or break your bathroom. If you're looking to give your bathroom a fresh look, you must choose the right lighting fixtures and finishes to fit your style. Here are some tips on how to find the best bathroom vanity lighting options:

First, look up the zone.
The first step to finding the best bathroom vanities lighting is to look up the zone. What is a zone? Zone light refers to how much natural or artificial light there is in an area, while lumens are measured by their intensity and quantity of visible light. A bathroom with two zones will be brighter than one with only one zone—but it's also more expensive because you'll need more powerful bulbs than those used in other rooms (and they don't necessarily last as long).

Why do you need to know your room's zone? To see if your existing lamps are adequate for your needs! If they aren't doing enough good work on their own, it might be time for an upgrade before moving forward with other changes like installing new vanity tops or adding more mirrors.

Second, consider how you use your space.
The second thing to consider is how you use your space. Do you have a small dressing area, or do you like to use it as a vanity? Are there other people in the house who need access to the bathroom for various tasks such as changing their clothes and brushing their teeth? If so, ensure this is reflected in your lighting options.

If your chosen vanity light is too bright for those tasks (or anyone else), it may not be ideal for those users—and should be swapped out for something more suitable.

Third, know your bulbs.
The next step is to figure out what type of bulb you want. You can use any of the following:


 * LEDs (light-emitting diodes) are the most energy-efficient option and usually come in various shapes, like bulbs or strips. They are also easily controlled through an app on your smartphone.
 * CFLs (compact fluorescent lamps) work well for small spaces because they're inexpensive and easy to set up, but they have a short lifespan, so you'll need new ones every few years or so—and they cost more than incandescent bulbs do.
 * Incandescent bulbs aren't ideal for bathrooms because they don't last very long at all; it's best to replace them as soon as possible after switching over from incandescents into LEDs or even CFLs if you're planning on keeping your vanity lights in good shape for many years down the road!

Fourth, choose a fixture that fits your space.

 * Choose a fixture that fits your space.
 * Choose a fixture that fits your style.
 * Choose a fixture that fits your budget.
 * Choose a fixture that fits your needs, and then, if possible, choose something that's even more affordable by looking at lighting fixtures in the store or online before buying them from an installer.

Fifth, select a finish.
Now that you know what to look for in a bathroom vanity light, it's time to choose the finish. This is where you'll have to make some decisions based on your budget and aesthetic preferences. If cost is not an issue, go for an oil-rubbed bronze or gold-leafed shade; these classic finishes look great no matter how big or small your space is. However, if money is tight or you're looking for something more unique (like this beautiful gray marble option), don't despair! There are plenty of other options available at most hardware stores and online retailers like Amazon Prime Pantry—make sure they match together well before purchasing them all at once, so they don't clash with each other later down the road when installing them into your vanities themselves!

Sixth, make it easy for yourself and search for "bathroom vanity lighting" on Wayfair or Houzz to see what fits your style and budget.
Now that you've got the basics, it's time to look for bathroom vanity lighting. You can do this by simply searching Wayfair or Houzz. These sites have tons of products that will fit your style and budget. They also show what other people have bought, which means they list all of the reviews people leave on each product (which are often very helpful). Finally, Wayfair lets you compare products side-by-side, so it's easy to see what works best for your situation.

Suppose all else fails, but you still want an idea of what would work best for your space. In that case, I suggest reaching out directly to companies who make these types of lights—they'll be able to give more specific recommendations based on their experience with making this type of fixture in general.

Takeaway: There are so many great options for bathroom vanity lighting!
There are so many great options when it comes to bathroom vanity lighting!


 * Wayfair and Houzz are two great resources for finding bathroom vanity lighting. They're both easy to use, have many different styles, and offer plenty of deals on top brands.
 * Bathroom vanities can make or break a space's mood, so there is no excuse not to invest in quality lighting that will add character and style to your home. If you don't want to spend too much money on this project (or if you're looking for something fun), we've got some tips about how best to find the right type of lighting for your needs:

Conclusion
We hope this post has helped you find the proper bathroom vanity lighting for your home. If you're still unsure where to start, check out our other guides on choosing a bathroom sink and shower head! SophiaParker2222 (discuss • contribs) 08:22, 19 August 2022 (UTC)

From the Wikipedia sandbox
I am the best editor hahaha
 * You sure, IP? Try this, this and this!.