User:Kanogul

Kano-gul: commander of sorcery (Elvish- The Lord of the Rings)

My real name is unknown, even to myself. My birth had something to do with Area 51, the founding of the Roman Republic, and Mickey Mouse. By the best technological estimates available today, I am around 753 years old. Oh yeah, and since I had that part of my brain removed, I am no longer able to tell a joke. Nice to meet you-