User:Jenko Appreciation Society

The Jenko Appreciation Society is dedicated to the possibly considered legendary Dennis 'The Jenko' Jenkinson. This, in my opinion, brilliant beast of a man has changed the world forever. Please search for the Dennis Jenkinson page and revel in his many accomplishments. I bid you well reader, travel safe.

Firstly, one of his great friends will write a section about why this mysterious Jenko charactor is such a role model for him.

Hello, young fools
I call you fools, as you have not yet found true enlightenment along the path of Jenko. This is no cult, do not worry. However, it is a way of life.

So what do we do?
Well, Jenko leads us early in the morning to his personal space (OL' LANDAN TAAN), where he meditates and plays ping pong.

I, as his right hand man, give out pamphlets to passers-by in the busy small lane nearby, called the M25.

Usually Jenko blesses his servants (those who Jenko sees as family) with his penal juice holy water, as it makes them feel one with Jenko.

We do not display pictures of Jenko, as it is considered an outrage to display such beauty and pureness through savage technology. The only true way to witness the full power of The Jenko is to go and converse with him face-to-face, eye-to-eye.

Once there, we just hang out. Basically. Nothing much. If you're stupid enough to want to get penaled on then you deserve it.