User:Eyepatchguy

Remember, All of this is true except for the parts that aren't...

 * Note: "Your" in this context means associated with you, not belonging to you.


 * This is a bunch of stuff I made up for you to examine and decide if it's credible
 * My father is a man that had a son
 * Animals are all alive until they're dead
 * I don't like to eat meat
 * Bruce Springsteen

You may be wondering about how or why this is related. That's too bad because you could be thinking about so much else.

I Like Economics
Because people think I'm smart.
 * 1) What do you know about economics?
 * 2) If you'd like to know more what would you like to know?

Hey, I'm working on this stuff!
Here's a list:
 * 1) http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Field_Guide/Mammals/United_States/Minnesota
 * 2) Other homework (probably involving calculus)
 * 3) Cooking or eating food
 * 4) Exercise likely involving a yoga mat or a bicycle
 * 5) Painting something
 * 6) Walking the dog.

This is the last section
It's important to recap what you learned here:
 * 1) Things
 * 2) + more things
 * 3) = not very much
 * 4) / the time it took you to read this
 * 5) = you probably should have quit already