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ON ALLIXPEEKE

An Examination on the Primary Causes, Functions, and Methodologies of Contemporary, Revolutionary, or Extraneous allixpeeke

C HAPTER O NE : T HE O RIGIN OF ALLIXPEEKE
allixpeeke was invented in 1985 by carbon-based life forms. It is uncertain exactly when allixpeeke obtained self-awareness, although it is generally agreed amongst biologists and cosmologists alike that the phenomenon occurred at some point between 1984 and 1988. Paradoxically, it has never been proved that allixpeeke—or anything else, for that matter—exists, as it has never been proved that such a thing as proof exists. The notion that things can be objectively proved beyond all possible doubt rests on the mere assumption that such a thing as proof does—or even can—exist, an assumption that notably has never been proved or even tested, whether in a laboratory or a court of law. As such, we must acknowledge, before continuing, that existence is, itself, speculative.

Insofar as we aim to make any further grounds, therefore, we must be careful to define our terms, not in order to pretend that there can be no debate about meaning, but rather to simply choose what meanings we intend hereafter to use in our dissemination so as to—hopefully—alleviate concerns of miscommunication. With this in mind, it is important that we define exactly what we mean by allixpeeke. For this discourse, we shall define allixpeeke as the specific mind and will that is separate from all nonallixpeeke, as well as the body attached thereto, making whatever necessary acknowledgments we must in order to not deceive ourselves into thinking that allixpeeke exists solely in a solitary instance, nor that allixpeeke is incapable of change over time. Indeed, when taking into account the fact that the atoms of a body regularly switch out for other atoms, and that the mind regularly grows or evolves, this notation regarding change becomes rather incontrovertible.

But, much of this is beside the point. Assuming that existence is, in fact, actual, and that the universe, at least at the macro level, is constrained by the law of non-contradiction, it suffices to say that allixpeeke has an origin.

C HAPTER T WO : T HE R EVOLUTIONARY I MPLICATIONS OF ALLIXPEEKE
allixpeeke exists. (See Chap. 1.)

C HAPTER T HREE : ALLIXPEEKE AND THE W ORLD
There is a fundamental, and unassailable, uncertainty regarding whether or not a multiverse is actual. As such…