User:Alchemy Heels I

= Alchemy Heels =

Alchemy Heels I is an alias used by none other than the infamous 15 year old kid writing this right now (or a while ago, depending on how you feel about Einstein's theory that time is relative).

= ME! = I am Michael Sheely, which, if you haven't guessed already is an anagram for Alchemy Heels I, which is pretty nice. Yo estoy en Estados Unidos y hablo dos lenguajes. {i} = -xi$$ (For all of you who were wondering)
 * Note the date and time, everyone! 11:00 on the dot of Thursday, November, 25, 2010. I have beens auto-confirmed.  Thank you, thank you $$\frac{x}

= Wikimedia = Now that you've finished reading that saga about me, here's my Wikipedia history. I just finished creating my first article, all by myself. It isn't on Wikipedia, however, it's on Wikibooks (which is an open source learning project for teaching students) and about math. I know a lot of you will be disgusted at the mention of such a subject (math) and will close this window right now (so why am I still writing?) but I needed to create a page before I am considered an auto-confirmed user, even though the Wiki foundation was supposed to approve me days ago. This is the first page I ever created [] so it's pretty sentimental for me.

= Chess = If anyone wants to play a game of chess, edit this part of the page to show your move (r=rook n=knight b=bishop q=queen k=king p=pawn d=dark l=light) Still your move, Ryan

= Contact Information = I am reachable at mssheely1234567@gmail@yahoo.com Please do not spam me {yes I realize the irony of the fact that I am posting my email in such an obscure place that the only people that would want to contact me would probably simply do so to send me a virus. No worries, I've got a killer antivirus program that'll disarm any Trojan horses that might be thrown my way [hahahaha! I actually don't but now no one would even DARE send a virus because they think it would be pointless (except now they'll read that and decide they will send the virus, darn)]}

Auxiliary
Just in case those spammers need some more emails to spam, I also use these auxiliary email accounts:
 * mssheely1234567@yahoo.com
 * yacadoodelsarah@yahoo.com (that was my sister's name, and she created it for me, the nonsense part in front was my first word when I was a baby, don't ask me how it happened, because I don't know).

= Mikey Fun Fact of the Week = I thought that Facebook was an actual book when I first heard of it (not that long ago)

= Picture of the Week =